I said "Look at you this morning, you are by far the cutest."

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I don't know what's cuter than a HOT chef nerd talking about melons.


Alton Brown! I love you. I will try your vodka sorbet recipe. ♥

I know you want my hair and the cute dangly things in it.

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hah, told you.

Aahh!!! My boss is AWESOME! She's going to buy me something I've wanted for over a year!!
NO! It's not the vibrator, but close enough.


So fucking awesome!! Weeee!!!!

p.s. Harry Potter Quidditch Goggles?

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Somebody go with me!!!

Eat More Sushi

spent the day sleeping trying to get better.
must. get. better. by. friday.
Got a visit from Patty which rocked my sick ass world. I <3 Patty & her cigarettes.

In other news, I <3 Hilary Duff.
and in still others news.... John Mayer sucks ass. Was forced to listen to him. I repeat. SUCKS ASS.

If you want the things you love you must have showers. So when you hear it thunder don't run under a tree. There'll be pennies from heaven for you and me.

My new favorite show...HOUSE! On Fox. So good. I want to make, like, a million of its babies.

Look at you this morning. You are by far the cutest. Be careful getting coffee I think these people want to shoot us. Or maybe they're having a contest on who can be the rudest.


I'm singing outloud and annoying The Ginny. Which means I'm awesome.